is young the word for dumb?

HAAAAAIIII.
So yell at me, it's been forever. Okay, done yelling. I've been really busy lately, with Guys and Dolls, friends, school, teaching myself piano and sleep. Which I've been getting none of. Ugh.

Well today is the first day of SPRING! Yay. It didn't feel like winter the past week. It felt good, though, seeing everyone wear shorts and not having to wear my moccasins everyday. But I like my moccasins. I'm afraid if I wear them in this weather, my feet would have a heat stroke. Or whatever they're called.

Let's backtrack a bit. Like, to the day after my last blog was posted.
I was in the mall with my little sister, just walking, as we do, tralala, and then I notice these two guys walking in front of me. One had really tight jeans on, dark hair and moccasins. I know, it sounds weird, but I know guys who wear moccasins! So, the guy next to him was pretty short, and baggy jeans on, really nice dark hair, and a big blue shirt. He had his arms down by his sides. And then he did a hair flip. HHHHHHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY SSSSSHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTT. That's Jacob. So, I run into the nearest store and take out my phone, 'cause my phone is now so big that it's kinda dangerous to text and walk at the same time. I text him, and we're talking. I told him I was at the mall, he said he was on his computer. Thank the lorrrrd. So, we're talking, and me and Cara walk by the kid who looks like Jacob again. And he's checking me out. Doesn't look that much like Jacob from the front, but still, he's hot.

On opening night, I saw Alice in Wonderland in 3D. It was really good, I thought. A few minutes after everyone in our group bought tickets, it was sold out, and we were like YESSSS. Hahahah, we just made it. But there were all these high emo kids there. In cat costumes. Hmm.

I got my braces off Thursday morning! Ah, it feels so good. I'm afraid some people are gonna start bitching at me 'cause I'm smiling so much more now. Hey, I haven't seen my teeth since the sixth grade, I think I have a reason to smile.
Also on Thursday was GUYS AND DOLLS! Ohmygod, so much fun backstage, on stage, and playing ninja.
Oh, and the party on Friday? One of the best parties I have ever been to. Me and Ian fist pump to Eminem! Hahahha., Let's look at some pictures;

Oh, I love my life. And I love everyone in the show! Except for Billy, 'cause he broke my camera, but I still kinda have to love him 'cause he fixed it, too.

I'll write more when I think of more,

kaybye,kylielizabethhh.

rawrawr

Dude. It's snowing. Do you know what that means? Do you? Well, what it means is no school. Which means we're getting out in the middle of August, yay! NOOOOOOO. You know, when it started snowing that week in December ((A.K.A. one of the worst weeks of my life, but that's another story)), I was like, eeeecch, I don't really like the snow, but I can cope with this teeny snowfall. No. Then it just starts snowing all the time, and it makes me want to rip all my hair out, but I won't, 'cause it took two years to get it as long as it is now. Yeah, it's gorgeous when it's snowing, and it's great for photography an'shizz. But when it's just sitting there, all touched, doing you absolutely no good? That's when I have a problem with it. Also when it takes off days of summer, I have a problem with it then, too. Isn't this sad? I lost track of how many snow days we had. Is anyone keeping track of that? Aah. Looking out the window. Snow makes me sad. Sigh.

I was really looking forward to doing another blog this week. That's something I bet you didn't know. I wanted to post one on Tuesday, but I stayed after school until what was supposed to be four, turned into four twenty, stayed at my Grandma's house until five, went home, watched ten minutes of Buffy, and then I went into my bedroom and passed out. At no later than 5:20. I don't remember being that tired in my life. Wait, I lied, I've probably been more tired. So I slept for three hours, woke up to watch part of the Olympics, while texting a cute kid, you know who you are if you're reading this, then I went back to bed. I stayed home the next day, but I didn't sleep at all during the day. Instead, I watched South Park, Panic! at the Disco; Live in Chicago, and The Hangover. Some pretty awesome stuff, if you ask me.
It's still snowing. GRRRR.

I put this website on my Teennick, so if you're from there reading this, you probably want to know why I quit. Teennick? It's just so...childish now! There's eight-year-olds saying they're sixteen. I mean, they were there as The-n, and they're always going to be there, but there's like, more now. There's also a ton of posers on there which make me want to track down wherever they live and strangle them. You guys are NOT COOL. And you can tell them that I said that, if you want. They deserve to hear it. Don't get your hopes up if you want me to be gone forever, or if you want me to come back right away. I might make a comeback(;

Formspring.
Ah, Formspring.
I found Formspring through Amazingphil.
Amazingphil.
Ah, Amazingphil.
Formspring is a hater website, clearly. Someone actually asked me this;

its funny how you and your little poser friend think your so cool with your fake snakebites and your FAKE guy friends. your nothing but fake. go eat one. oh wait, your prude. mah b totally forgot

My answer?
that's cute.
Dude, trolling is NOT COOL. I know who you are, it's so obvious. I'm just not gonna say your name, 'cause I'm that nice of a person. Really, she can just say it to my face. God, you're a slut. (:

Ahhhh snow):

Oh, look at this picture I did on GIMP! It took me a good four million years. Actually, only like, a half hour. I used the picture that my baby Danielle Gambino boosted, then I took a half hour to colour the hair, the lips, and the eye. If you can't tell, or if you're just stupid, my eye is purple(: It was also snowing, so that's where the little white dots in here came from. And I know the background looks really dark in this picture, but really, it's just the flash against it. It was only six o'clock(:

Melissa's hat.

Lovveyoou.

Well, I'm gonna go call Mike. I'm pretty sure he's in Nowhere Land, New York, with his family. How fun. And, uh, yeah.

Haters, youse just jealous little shits(:

loveforeverandalways,kylielizabethsmith.

n_n

Yoooo.
I'm so white.

So, today's friday, and if you're reading this like "wtf its monday", then you didn't read it the day it was published(;

I just got back from the dance. Which was cool. I guess. I hung out with my lovers, a.k.a. Nolan, Stephen, Molly, Danielle, Erin, Melissa, Dan, Mikey, Costa, and Timmy :DDD Yeah. Funfunfun.
I'm looking through these pictures that I took, and I look really bad white. I need summer. I'm too whiteee., NEED TAN.

Yeah, so we had a 7 day weekend. ***WOAH*** Hahaha yeah, we had three snow days, the weekend, President's Day, and then a teacher in-service. YYYEEESSSHHH. But it took off some days of summer, which means I have to stay in a school with those people an extra two days. Which I really do not want to do.

My new unofficial best friend;; Hanlayy! I love that kid. He's the sweetest.

Okay. I'm starting to realize that this is probably my most random blog post ever.

Yevgeny Plushenko! Russian figure skater, I LOVE HIM. I even saw him when I was like, ten. He's amazingggg. But he won second, which disappointed me a lot. Who I love even more? Johnny Weir. He's adorable(: Too bad a lot of people, including my little sister, hate him. Hey, he can't help that he's the sex!

RAARRR!
So, I'm probably going to New York tomorrow or Sunday to see my cousins. YAY. But the heat in their house is NEVARR. ONN. Grr. They should turn it up, 'cause it's freezing enough in Westchester, I don't need an even colder house to go along with it. And it's been freezing here, too. This is probably some of the worst snow New Jersey has ever gotten. Really. And Vancouver has no snow. Take ours. Please.

So yeah. My life is boring. Next week? Yeah(;
--kyyyliieee?(:

Things That Piss Me Off.

Things That Piss Me Off.

Gingers

Crazy little cheerleaders who try to act emo

People who think emo kids just cut and cry

People who stereotype everyone

People who think you're automatically emo/depressed if you listen to screamo

People who think bisexuals like legit everyone

People who claim they *love* Lil Wayne and The Jonas Brothers at the same time. You can't.

People who love The Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers

Teen Mom

The Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Since I live on the Jersey Shore, a lot of people here hate MTV's Jersey Shore. They've made it very clear that they have *never* been here. Get over it.

Guys who wear Abercrombie and Hollister

Abercrombie and Hollister

Flirts

People who overreact over EVERYTHING

Forward messages. I've probably died over 600 times from not sending them.

America

Mexicans

People who think Hot Topic is "scary"

Posers

People who spell things like happie, scarie, funnie, etc.

People who use q's or g's

People who say "I did good." It's "I did well", go back to 2nd grade.

Taco Bell

That movie "Avatar"

Lady Gaga

People who don't spell out their words

People who can't spell period

Socially awkward people

"Prank calls"

When people try to make me jealous. Sweetie, quit trying, I'm not the jealous type.

When people literally parade their girl/boyfriends around

People with terribly greasy hair

Oxy Clean commercials. Face it, Billy Mays is dead. It's just not the same.

Michael Jackson

How everyone loves Michael Jackson after he died

Robert Pattinson

Harry Potter

Twilight

People who are OBSESSED with Twilight

When people can't use "there", "their", and "they're" right

Middle School

Kids that sprint to their next class

Miley Cyrus

Selena Gomez

White rappers

Those commercials where they make fun of the FiOs guy. You can't do that, that guy's legend.

p30pl3 wh0 t@lk lyk d!$

You

Twelve year olds

People who say "what the heck." Hell isn't bad, stop saying heck.

When you can't remember your dream for your life

When my parents yell at me for staying up all night. Hey, I can't sleep. Stupid insomnia.

People who are obsessed with science fiction

Stalkers

The noise it makes when you scratch a holographic thingie

The word thingie

"hhheeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy :))))" hi.

Snow

Dear John

Preps

People who hate The Beatles

People who criticize our generation. Look who raised us.

Smokers

Nickelback

lol

Kids who claim they hate me, yet they don't stop talking about me

The Situation

And lastly.

I hate haters.

ohaaytherrre.

Ohey there(:

So, my name is kylielizabethsmith. Call me whatever you choose. Kylie, Smith, Kylielizabeth, hell, you can call me Elizabeth if you want to. Which I never really let anyone do before, so, feel proud. So, if you don't know me, I'm thirteen years old, but believe me, age is just a number. I live on the Jersey Shore, and surprisingly, I'm not a guido. Technically, guidette, 'cause I'm a girl(; But not until June does my Italian-ness kick in. So, some of you might know me as 0MGkylie from teennick. Faankz, 1500 people who love me on there. 0MGkylie was soo 2009. New year, new name, eh? Mmhm!
I'm not exactly new at blogging, but I definitely am new to blogging sites. This is just an introduction blog, so if you're disappointed with this, don't worry, there will be a shit load more. Actually, I'm supposed to do a "Things That Piss Me Off" list soon, so that's something to look forward to! Yeah, err. Ima go. I know, why is my blog so short, but expect one to two blogs a week(: Kaybye!

,<3kylielizabeth.